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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
How come know-it-alls, don`t know how annoying they are?
More food should come with prizes inside it.
The best thing about not being with you, is not being with you.
My email notification is a cricket sound that drives the wife crazy looking for the cricket. Winning!
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
Can someone else be a sex symbol today? ... My good T-shirt is still in the wash...
Going to: ? Paris ? New York ? London ? KITCHEN... I`m hungry
I DON`T NEED ANYONE OR ANYTHING!!! (Except for Louie...the name I`ve given this meatball sub.)
All men approve of premarital sex......until they have a daughter.
Have you ever wondered if God looks down at you in a humorous moment, chuckles to himself, and says "yeah I made that!"
Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
If you cry loudly enough, your boss will usually let you go home.
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.