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There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
i spend 800% off my life exaggerating
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
If you live by the sword, I guess that is pretty cool. I live by some trees and shit.
Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.
My neighbor thinks I`m crazy and that I`ve been stalking her. well at least that`s what her diary says.
Much like a dog, men will pretty much do anything you want if you feed them first.
The computers were down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
Mary had a little lamb,,the midwife fainted
I used to be a kleptomaniac but now I take something for it.
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
I wish I could forget you as easy as I forget my passwords.
If it`s the thought that counts ... Then I should probably be in jail
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.