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That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow
Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
The ceiling fan DOES NOT make a good lettuce shredder....
Procrastination comes to those who wait.
It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food.
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you’re working.
Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn’t be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn’t waste thousands of them in the `80s throwing them at Mario.
As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i was like what da f**k am i doin here
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
No, I do not want to talk about how I got all these scratches. On a completely unrelated note; If you`ve ever wondered how many squirrels fit in a pillowcase,,,.. it’s 9.
They`ll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that`s been open for more than 2 years.
People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.