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Why didn`t Spider-Man`s enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?
I make way more decisions than I should based on the battery life of my phone.
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
i love you with all my butt. i would say heart but my butt is bigger :)
It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
I like how Sesame Street just casually has a vampire hanging around.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
I eat a whole pizza before I go to the gym, because a good workout begins with low self-esteem.
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on facebook. That was a close one.
Big shout-out to slugs for doing everything a snail does but without a helmet.
Why are there no owls here? I Was lead to believe there would by owls here. #hooters
The roof of the McDonalds in my town has 38 Pickle slices on it from times I ordered sh!t without pickles in it.