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Just so you know, the movie "Life of Pi" has nothing to do with dessert.
Alcohol doesn´t solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
What do sleeping and sex have in common? I`m not getting nearly enough of either.
When my kids grow up, I`m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I`m bored & then just leave!
Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
If kidnapping is a federal offense, then why is marriage legal?
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an I-pad
May your Labor Day contain no Labor!
Been there, done that. Hypothetically
Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
Sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.` ... what, am I supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
I bought a book on eBay called, "How to scam on eBay". That was 2 months ago, and it`s not arrived yet