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It`s real cute how pedestrians confuse "right of way" with immortality.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
BREAKING NEWS: New $100 bills start circulating yesterday. I wish this affected my life in any way.
Just changed my dating profile headline to: “Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives” …crossing my fingers.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn`t answer the phone.
I don`t get enough credit for not going on killing sprees.
It doesn`t matter if the shoe fits or not, I`m still shoving it up your a$$.
I like to start my morning off with a good nap.
We all have that one friend that needs to learn how to whisper.
Fact: if you give your boyfriend a bj each time you act crazy, he`ll not only forgive you,but eventually be thrilled when you act nuts.
I laugh in the face of normal.
Cubs fans, you need to wait 107 more years. But don`t worry, 2124 will be here before you know it!
If i had a dollar for everytime i was thinking about you, i would start thinking about you.
There is no vulnerable feeling like when you are about to sneeze ... with a mouthful of rice.
Hi I was calling about the $300/hour part time job I read about in a sexy ad I saw on an illegal torrent site. Are you guys still hiring?