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I like to play fetch with my cat....which, you know, is just me throwing stuff,,, followed by disappointment.
"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.
Crazy? ... My therapist does say I should quit talking to myself.
I really can’t kick ass, but I’m super good at taking names!
This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn`t sound fun at all.
You really can`t say your laundry is done unless you are completely naked
When I`m older, I`m going to buy one of those Volkswagen Bugs. Only because I have a excuse to hit my wife every time we go somewhere.
I got a free wallet and watch today. It`s like this gun is magic.
How can I learn to be more patient? (I`m only interested in quick-fix solutions with immediate results please)
I can`t really walk the walk, or talk the talk. But, if you need someone to drink the drink, I`m your man!
YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake
They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a sexy beast.
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD
If people who shop at Walmart, “Save Money. Live Better.” Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?