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I wonder if Oscar the Grouch has a hipster cousin somewhere that lives in a recycling bin.
Boss: You`re on another break already? Me: No. This is the same one you saw me on an hour ago.
We can`t cure cancer, diabetes or PMS, but we have 10 different pills to make a mans happy place bigger.
people say i talk in my sleeep , but no one at work seems to notice
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
There`s nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
Dating these days must be so hard, because how do you know somebody loves you if they don’t make you a mix tape?
Life hack: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off.
"I`m tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
If I have nosy neighbors, I always like to dig five 7 ft. x 3 ft. x 6 ft. holes in the back yard and every couple of days, Fill one in.
Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2.
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
You never know how many people you dislike until you have to name your child.
I`m so poor I went to the ducks today to beg for bread...