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Just curious, when pirates use text, IM or twitter, do they used emoticons` like .) .P .D or .( or do they try to fool us by using the two eyed ones?
The first rule of selfie club should be to clean your room.
I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
I had a Dr. appointment this morning. He asked me how many beers I drink. I held out my hand and said this one is only my 4th, I`ll call you back later with the total.
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
I think there are great benefits in remaining strangers.
Have you ever partied so hard that you feel like you may have damaged your DNA?
It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
BEFORE I GET DRUNK, NAKED,THROWN IN JAIL AND LOOSE MY DAMN PHONE. *HAPPY NEW YEAR.
your status deserves a standing ovation but I`m lazy I`ll just click `like`
Relationship status: Are you gonna eat that?
Some parts of the world use Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. Me? I just want you all to know how delicious my sandwich is.
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
Not everyone understands my laundry method. It`s simple. If it`s clean, it`s on the floor. If it`s dirty, it`s on the floor over there.