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How to tell if a woman is mad at you: 1.She`s quiet 2.She`s yelling 3.She acts the same 4.She acts different 5.She murdered you
All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
Guys that try to pick up girls on facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it.
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iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
People really need to get with the times. Smartphones are not for talking anymore.
I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away.
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
if your morning beverage isn`t half booze/half coffee, you`re doing Saturday wrong.
The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.
I mostly use Facebook to remember why I stopped hanging out with certain people.