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30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he`s adopted.
“Over my dead body” doesn’t mean “no.” It means I get to do what I want and as a bonus I get to kill you.
To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
Have you noticed that it`s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car......
I can tell you nice things but they`ll all be about me.
You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.
There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
Just saw Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter... So that`s how it happened! I knew what I learned in history class was a bunch of crap!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
Fun game for parents: Scream in horror the first time your child loses a tooth.
It`s funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I`m going to say stop.
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
If you needed to wear camouflage in a gingerbread house, would you wear ginger snaps?