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At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
"And then I rented a monster truck and drove it through their f*cking house!" - How all my stories would end if I was a billionaire.
It may look like I`m doing nothing, but I`m actively waiting for my problems to go away.
When we give each other a thumbs up, it`s our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
This whole being a responsible adult thing sucks.
I`ve seen more pins in the last few days then stone cold steve austin on groundhog day..
That awkward moment when you open a fortune cookie and all you get is some vague, cryptic statement that`s not even a fortune.
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
I`ll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying.
I`m not saying my ex wasn`t pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.
Not many people can say their Batman wallet matches their underwear like I can.
I mean, I don`t even call it a hangover anymore. It`s just morning.
Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks.