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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn`t answer the phone.
New kitchen game: `Fridge and Cupboard Tetris`- Putting the possibility of being pummeled by a food avalanche on a whole new level of adventure.
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them.
My neighbor came rudely banging at my door at 2:30 am, luckily for him I was up practicing on my new drums
The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy ... I love to eat capitalization.
I can`t help but feel insulted when that voice on the speaker calls me a Walmart shopper.
Think about how much more stressful life’s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
I`ve just seen an advert in my local newspaper. ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $35,000 - $40,000 So I called them up and said, "The answer is -$5,000."
The only thing Facebook has ever done for me is make me realize a lot of my friends are idiots.
I`m the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"
My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now