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Every time i see a person kneeling over tying their shoe, i run up behind them and hop over them to try and get a game of leapfrog going.
Sorry I’m cranky. I didn’t get my nap in today.
A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
Does anyone know how much water I`m supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
I eat a whole pizza before I go to the gym, because a good workout begins with low self-esteem.
Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries.
If I had a British accent, I`d never shut up.
Apparently, "Giant ones" is not the appropriate response to the question, "What are the steps you would take in the event of an emergency?"
Not to brag or anything, but I don`t need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
The self-driving car should have an "I`m Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
I don`t care how loud I`m laughing, I`m having fun and you`re not.
Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you`re on a cruise!
What`s the opposite of wanting to hear about you doing crossfit? I`m that.