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You can`t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that`s kind of the same thing.
If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
I don’t trust joggers, it’s a little too convenient that they are always the ones to discover dead bodies.
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
I am at my most hostage negotiator when I see my 3 year old with a permanent marker without a lid.
When I started out, I was young and idealistic, I wanted a Career and to make a difference in the World, but it turned out that I only wanted Paychecks........
I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
Well, just 8 more hours of Facebook and I can go back to bed. *phew*
I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.
Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
I dont even bother filling out the "From" field on gift tags during xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious.
I always get this dream where I`m driving in reverse ...Then I wake up and see that I`m driving normally.
Just burned 3 calories typing this with my thumb muscles. #fitness