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Girls don`t dress for guys, they dress for themselves. If they dressed for guys they would be naked all the time
Don`t hate me because I think I`m beautiful.
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
hmm ... I wonder what I´m thinking?
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot ... I didn`t even know I had a wife.
Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.
Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don’t get her a size S with a gift receipt, you’re an a$$hole.
1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn`t do anything except send me notices that there`s a new version of it!
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.