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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
Are you reading this from a toilet? I’m writing this from one.
Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations
I`m always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank
Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
I decided I`m going to be poor... Its Cheaper :)
These old people at the bus stop really suck at paintball.
I wonder if people that live in Hawaii have screensavers of bumper to bumper traffic?
My hair looks amazing today. I hope I see everybody I hate.
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
I`ve had this ant farm for a year now and these lazy bastards still haven`t grown any crops.
*pulls shirt back down* I guess I don`t understand what a flash mob actually is.
Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine. And you know what else? Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine.
When reality kicks in… add more booze.