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Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the sh!t out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
The responsibility of taking out the trash should be left to the person who runs out of ways to fit more trash in the bag.
If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA
It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
loosing weight tip: turn your head to the left then to the right. Do this everytime you are offered food.
If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging.
For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job...
It’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight..
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...
Kim and Kanye have been married WAY longer then I expected.
Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone’s front porch.
Ya know what I really hate about mornings? People start talking to me!