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I like the parts of the day when food happens.
I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
All women are crazy. But, if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
My friends are the kind that would flirt with the fireman while my house was burning down.
The filling in this fortune cookies tastes like paper...
How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
Most problems can be solved with nudity.
Carfax but for people
I don`t understand fat poor people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
Any guy can seem cool on a motorcycle. If you really want to know what kind of man you`ve got, watch him walk through a spider web.
Why do people have to get ready for bed? Iām always ready for bed
I want to sleep tighter
Rump roast is called rump roast because nobody would eat it if it was called cow`s ass
I was worried my notifications had stopped working but luckily Iām just unpopular.