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I like the parts of the day when food happens.
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I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
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Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
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All women are crazy. But, if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
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My friends are the kind that would flirt with the fireman while my house was burning down.
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The filling in this fortune cookies tastes like paper...
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How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
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Most problems can be solved with nudity.
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Carfax but for people
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I don`t understand fat poor people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
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Any guy can seem cool on a motorcycle. If you really want to know what kind of man you`ve got, watch him walk through a spider web.
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Why do people have to get ready for bed? I’m always ready for bed
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I want to sleep tighter
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Rump roast is called rump roast because nobody would eat it if it was called cow`s ass
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I was worried my notifications had stopped working but luckily I’m just unpopular.
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