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The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
Doctor: How is your headache? Me: She is fine.
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s that I should have learned some other stuff.
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn`t enough.
Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?
If you ain`t laughin, you ain`t livin!
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Breasts are like model trains. They were originally meant for children but grown men always want to play with them.
Describe yourself in 3 words". "Not good at following instructions"
If anyone knows Phillip tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.
Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance.
I must have drank more than I thought last weekend...there`s an entire hour that I don`t remember!