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If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick…My girlfriend.
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
I don`t speak Spanish, but I`m pretty sure "Dora" means "annoying"
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
I just broke my record for most days lived.
Somewhere in America, a woman has a baby every 47 minutes. We`ve got to find this woman and stop her!
If you haven`t used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you`re not me.
Some Facebook friends are like ghost you dont see them but you know their there
Half of me is a hopeless romantic. And the other half of me is, well, an asshole.
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
When we married, she treated me like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed
Don’t get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now.
"That girl is totally checking you out" said vodka. -Bfanch