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Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album.
I hate it when a website greets me with a pop-up window. It just feels like you should say hi first, maybe buy me a drink.
When I want your opinion, I’ll give it a funny voice.
I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven`t died yet.
A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else`s, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
Any time that I see someone wearing crocs, I assume they lost a bet.
Somehow I`m not nearly as overjoyed with this vegetable slicer as the woman on the infomercial was.
Just saw a cop that had a U-Haul pulled over on the side of the road. Obviously he was trying to bust a move.
this isn`t the status you`re looking for
The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it’s like excuse me, I’m working here.
The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.
My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!
For once I would like to see a horoscope that says, "You`re totally f*cked this month"
The best thing about my phone screen shattering is that it now matches my dreams and aspirations.