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Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you’re an adult!
I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me. I get it. No need to gloat that they have more money than me.
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren`t there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
Pretty proud of myself, I got a lot of procrastinating done today
My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
I’m glad we can’t smell each other through the internet.
I must have a great butt because every time I finish talking with someone and start to walk away, I hear them whisper "What an a$$."
yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
I`m too lazy to ever write a biography. Story of my life.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you`re stupid and make bad decisions.
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don’t know. Inspirational statuses are hard.
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift