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Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn’t made me look insane 10,000 times.
What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
I`m so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
you know....I wasn`t planning on going for a run today....but those cops came out of nowhere
Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I`m 73.
So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
Dropped my cheeseburger in the dirt before I ate it. That`s about as organic you`re gonna get out of me.
Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
My "Do Not Disturb" facial expression is not working today.
After a while you just get used to people not understanding.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
You may think it`s bad grammar but I assure you it`s just laziness.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times,......Your probably a woman.