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Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn’t made me look insane 10,000 times.
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What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
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I`m so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
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you know....I wasn`t planning on going for a run today....but those cops came out of nowhere
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Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I`m 73.
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So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
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Dropped my cheeseburger in the dirt before I ate it. That`s about as organic you`re gonna get out of me.
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Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
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Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
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My "Do Not Disturb" facial expression is not working today.
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After a while you just get used to people not understanding.
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Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
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The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
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You may think it`s bad grammar but I assure you it`s just laziness.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times,......Your probably a woman.
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