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Who needs dance lessons when you`ve got alcohol?!
Most problems can be solved with nudity
I was fighting with this gal over who is lazier. I let her win.
Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
Irony: Asking God to help you on a science exam.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
I just ate a Cheeto that melted perfectly in my mouth! It was Awesome! ....Until I realised that was the highlight of my day.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
I often ask myself "What`s wrong with me?" and the answer is ALWAYS "You can`t drink at work"
My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord.