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If today drags anymore, it`s going to come out of the closet in a sexy little dress
Yes I have a dirty mind ... And you`re on it!
I am so deep in the friendzone I have been introduced to her boyfriend`s parents.
Some days your the bug; some days your the windshield.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment
?"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the "why aren`t you wearing pants" look."
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, `You`re only interested in one thing,` and you can`t remember what it is.
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
Slutty girls are like Walmarts, everyone makes fun of them but when you`re inside one at 4am you think, i`m glad these are here.
Sometimes it`s easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn`t obtain basic food or water. Have a great day guys.
How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
Just got back from a job fair. Very disappointed. They didn`t have one damn ride.
I`ll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
Be careful when you`re watching a movie with your wife. You`re gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does.
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name "fire place"