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Dear guys: Women don`t want pictures of your d!ck. Maybe try sending a screenshot of your bank statement and see where things go.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I thought the movie `fast & furious` was about my sex life. I`m fast, my wife is furious.
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
It’s 2013, why does good food still have calories.
Half the lies they tell about me aren`t true
There`s a word for people like you ... "leave"
My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times while hoping they are more brave than I am.
life is short play naked
I don`t understand why people want a relationship when there`s pizza.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7` to 10` tall.
What`s wrong with having your mind in the gutter all the time?! If it weren`t for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!!!
just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards
hell yeah !!!! i was the lucky sperm !!!!!