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A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t.
The only thing worse than "the one that got away" is the one that won`t go away.
Still no news on the royal baby. One will assume its being delivered by Royal Mail
Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn’t be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn’t waste thousands of them in the `80s throwing them at Mario.
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you`re not being arrested?
Online personality tests are pretty self-explanatory… If you’re taking the test, chances are you don`t have one.
Mom: Clean your room. We`re having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn`t realize that dinner will be held in my room.
In retrospect, I suppose "harder" wasn`t the best choice of a safe word.
I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
The one thing you can always count on is your fingers.
I hate long distance relationships. That`s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom.