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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Is it wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless person ?
I changed the audio of my GPS to a man`s voice. Now it just says "It`s around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while."
Girls are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, "At least you`ll finally have 2 kids by the same father."
I`m the crazy bitch you`ll never forget.
Don`t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Actually, I prefer to smile on the `inside`, then no one knows what you`re up to....
My dream job is a pharmacy cashier & yelling for a price check every time someone checks out anal ointment, condoms, & men buying maxi pads.
Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, iPads or digital cameras when I had to squaredance in P.E.
Question everything...Or should you?
School was so much easier when 2 plus 2 equaled 4 instead of "X." Whoever decided to involve the alphabet in math deserves a solid punch to the face.
Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.