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Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
Some girls are so desperate. Who calls 3 times, leaves a voicemail, and sends a text?? Take a hint, mom.
Ok honey don’t freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn’t do the dishes.
Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I`m 73.
Guys: Bet a female friend that she can’t touch her bellybutton with both elbows. Enjoy the view.
That annoying feeling when you finally downloaded the movie you wanted to watch and BOOM!... It`s in French. #F**kYouFrance
Just once I’d like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
I would die if I had to stop exaggerating.
Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those bastards live forever.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
If there`s no god then how do you explain yoga pants?
If you come to myspace and twitter about my yahoo, can I google over your facebook?
I hate it when people call dogs "stupid". I mean, when was the last time you saw a dog step in human poop?
I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs