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Between Criminal Minds, CSI, Law and Order, Castle, and Monk...I am now fairly confident I can get away with pretty much anything.
I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
"Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It`s my first summer.
They say you`re not supposed to go to the grocery store when you`re hungry. It`s been several days now, what should I do?
Love means never being able to like another girl’s selfie on Instagram ever again.
Making mirrors look good, since 1972
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you`d think they`d cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
I used to think using big words meant you were smart, I was somewhat right but that was before I heard politicians speak.
I`m giving up procrastination for Lent ... starting tomorrow.
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!
I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
Oh the weather outside is frightful, And this booze is damn delightful
Apparently asking girl scouts which cookie pairs nicely with whiskey is inappropriate....