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If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin.
Fighting is bad. Breaking up a fight between a douchebag and the bar owner is good. Thank God I`m a ninja.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
The real trouble with reality is that there´s no background music
You know you watch too much porn when you go to a hospital expecting a threesome.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
She might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty`s only a light switch away.
When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever.
Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...
Size does matter ... When ordering a pizza
Beer: The WD40 for conversations.
Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?