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A world without women would be a pain in the a$$.
The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
With all the technology these days, you`d think they would come up with an Online Gym where losing weight would be a click away
"I`m sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing...except when you`re at a funeral.
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
I need a Shazam app for people I`m supposed to recognize but can`t remember
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We`ll see about that.
Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen.
A dirty mind is f*cking beautiful!
I`m going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837
I love my six pack abs so much that I cover them with a layer of fat .
FACT: Men are much less likely to divulge a secret than women. Probably because they weren`t really listening to begin with.
Some of you are like family to me. I don’t want you calling me either.