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Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.
They say a woman’s work is never done. Maybe that’s why they get paid less.
Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
You might be a REDNECK if you think S.T.O.P. means spin tires on pavement!! :)) lol
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
Plot twist: WebMD says you`re just thirsty
I want one of those jobs where people ask, “Do you actually get paid for doing this?”
I`ve found that nowadays most people don`t like holding hands in public. Especially if you don`t know them.
I`ll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap.
you can´t drink all day if you don´t start in the morning
An egg salad is really just a chicken salad that is really underdone.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
Remember, life isn`t about accumulating stuff. It`s about making people insanely jealous of your stuff.