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Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
I am not acting childish and you`re just a big doody-head.
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I`m not a shopaholic.
Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
I imagine a world where whining on Facebook is illegal.
Well, the people outside are frightful.
I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It’s obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last month, but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway.
I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let’s not rush into things.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
Don`t hate me because I`m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am.
Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge
I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.