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Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
Before Walmart, you had to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded woman.
Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I’ll ask him; “so how does my lack of progress make you feel?”
I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
Though we made many advancements in society, sadly, pimpin’ STILL isn’t easy.
Hi there beautiful, can I drive you to drink?
When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.
This one time, I got trapped inside a couch cushion fort for like 47 days cause I forgot to put a secret door on it.
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
"Iyam A. Wii Todd" <-- Bet you can say that name out loud, in a crowded place, and really fast!
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!