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I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October.
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.
List of the most populated places in the world - 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
Having children is a fantastic source of free labor.
It`s a beautiful Spring day to get outside and stare at your phone.
I was on way home this morning when I seen an AA van pulled in and the driver was crying his eyes out. I thought to myself that guy is heading for a breakdown.
if I was a bird, I know who IΒ΄d poop on first.
That must have been a heck of a party judging by the police reports.
But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there`s something cool to see.
Remember before the internet when all the people at the video store knew you watched porn alone on Saturday mornings
Why do they call a status a status if it already happened? I mean, shouldnt it be called History?
I love strapping my kids into their car seats. It’s the closest I can legally come to putting them in straitjackets.