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I wasn`t even going for broke. But I got it!
You can tell a lot about a womans mood by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she`s probably angry.
Here`s $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Its never polite to ask the guy at the next table "are you done with that?" Especially when he`s breaking up with his girlfriend.
If you surround yourself with people funny enough to make you laugh till your abs hurt, you’ll never have to work out!
We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people.
The ultimate home security system is having shitty stuff.
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
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Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
I got a new marker today that smells like grapes. Thats why I`ve been so quiet.
Twerking is the crocs of dancing.
Saw a brand new Prius totaled on my way home from work. Still had the window sticker. That would suck... Not to crash, but to drive a Prius.
I know you shouldn`t text and drive but I`ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.