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To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Our parents always taught us NOT to write on walls... Facebook teaches us differently
My minivan is always rocking, but it`s usually because I`m trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.
I have found that the best work from home occupation is a bartender
It’s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
Law enforcement`s cracking down on texting while driving, but there`s no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof.
Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
I hate it when you`re buying stuff off the Internet and the bank calls to check to see if your card has been stolen. Sure, it seems nice, but then you have to explain to lady on the phone that no, it was not stolen, you really are the one who bought a subscription to bustyblondes.com
I wish the Microsoft Paperclip would just pop up when I’m making a questionable decision for my life.
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.
What do women want? The opposite of whatever they have.