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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
2 words, 1 finger.
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
500 + friends... and not one of you saw where I put the remote?
Childless people wondering what it`s like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor.
so apparently there is no such thing as a St Patrick`s Santa and I`m not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall.
WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You`re an adult" every few minutes.
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time...
My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didn`t think the LOL was necessary.
Whenever you hear the phrase "Oh no he didn`t" you can rest assured that he did.
Mouth the word " vacuum" to a stranger & see what happens.
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird sh!t.
My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses.
Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don`t understand how weather works.