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Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible.
Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band..
It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.
Remember when double entry was an accounting term?
Snoring is just God`s way of ensuring women hate their husbands while they sleep too.
Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store.
Guys, if my hair doesn`t look like a birds nest afterward, you`re doing it wrong.
Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills.
I probably shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night ... Especially as I walked there in the first place.
I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in a court of law someday.
Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don`t want to see a lot of it...