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I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
Today is different because after you lie to someone, you tell them you were lying.
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
If you`re happy and you know it, thank your ex.
There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife.
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
I went to Jared for my girlfriend`s Christmas gift. I`m sure she will love her Subway gift card.
Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking exsessively and letting their wives drive.
Whoever said you can’t “like” your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
Growing up teachers always told me there was no such thing as a stupid question. Eight years in retail has determined that was a lie.
I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone
STD`s aren`t like pokémon, your not suppose to catch`em all!