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I bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
?-- that guy is cute ?
I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.....must be going through a tough period in her life....
"How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
I was on way home this morning when I seen an AA van pulled in and the driver was crying his eyes out. I thought to myself that guy is heading for a breakdown.
Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: "It`s done, but there`s blood everywhere!"
drink beer ?? save water
My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
Facebook account for sale, Friends included...
Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
Long story short, I love summaries
Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.
After watching "Breaking Bad" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I`d rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician.