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*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.
Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower?
My body is made up of 90% water, 5% pizza and 5% wine.
My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing “next” about 400 times.
Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
When your boss says "You need help", he never means a hitman.
That awkward moment when you are killing it on Mario Kart & then realize you are looking at the wrong side of the screen.
Top 5 things I stare into: 1) My phone. 2) The fridge. 3) Space. 4) The abyss. 5) Your windows.
Hi I’m an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.