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That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH!
They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
Adding "just sayin" to a smart-a$$ed comment makes you even more of an a$$hole. Just sayin
House cleaning would go a lot faster if the spray bottles made laser gun sounds
I don`t care how much you like the soap. Never leave a public restroom smelling your fingers.
I like playing with my dog when I`m high. Because I don`t have one when I`m sober.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping…..Ha, try online dating
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn`t matter. It`s all good. But a Pepsi drinker...
I don`t get why girls get so offended by sexist jokes..I think they are just ovary-acting. Seriously..
Sometimes words are not enough. That`s why I always like to keep a baseball bat with me, just in case...
I’m a fan of saying YOU’RE WELCOME really loudly when people don’t thank you.
Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don`t have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point