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My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being such a great cook.
Excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea.
I love you more than I hate everyone else.
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
Panick, chaos, anarchy... my work here is done.
tried being normal. Didn`t like the feeling, so I`m going back to being ME.
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
I wish I had the balls to be a juggler.
People who say "Don`t mix drugs with alcohol"" ... they`re stupid, right?
Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don`t use words like "East."
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night.
Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?
It`s always the rednecks that know all the inner most conspiracies of the government.
I don`t like morning people ... Or mornings ... Or people.