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Don’t tell me what to do unless you’re naked.
I had a terrible dream about mufflers and now I`m exhausted.
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive.
Light travels faster than sound. That`s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry.
So I was thinking... since the kids get the Easter bunny, why shouldn`t I expect a visit from a Playboy bunny today?
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Kohls.
Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who`s sick of her bullsh!t.
University; It`s like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
She calls it cuddling. I call it strategic body placement for the war of the covers that is about to take place.