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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
When I die, I don`t want to go sober...
Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened.
When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
If the shoe fits, wear it. Unless they`re not yours. But you can still were them. It`s just a road test, after all.
Just as I predicted, today was in fact a new day!
You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
Wow....turns out I`m NOT a Ninja. That really hurt.
I like to walk up to strangers and ask, "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away.
I just had Déjà vu...and you were an asshole both times.