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Admit it at some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out...
Someone should use screen recording software to record an entire day’s worth of working on spreadsheets and post it to YouTube so that I can play it full screen and pretend like I’m working.
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
My new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
I just assume that when a restaurant automatically adds 15% to the bill for a tip that the service is going to suck.
Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?
Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying.
I made this margarita with my kids` slushie machine ... Don`t judge
Life gave me onions ... Onionade sucks.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.