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Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
We have those sticky traps all around the house and I just found one moved clear across the room with all sorts of hair on it....so if anyone see`s a BALD mouse running around, it belongs to me
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
"I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
I don`t have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
You never know what you have until..... you clean your room
Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
I told my wife that I have a sexual satisfaction guarantee policy. If you`re not completely satisfied, we`ll just do it all over again. Guaranteed.
Based on commercials, every single car has won car of the year.
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
I get a lot of “You must work out!!!” I just wish it wasn’t from doctors. :(
According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
Youth is wasted on the young.