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Taco Bell is donating burritos to feed firefighters in Colorado. Talk about putting gas on the fire,
Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.
Teens today have it so easy. We didn`t have self-checkout lanes when we bought condoms.
¦It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Is it "I febreezed my crotch" or "I febroze my crotch"?
There`s a word for people like you ... "leave"
I`m 0-9 on finding secret rooms behind bookcases.
heyy lol
We`ll be friends `til we`re old and senile ... Then we`ll be new friends.
I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn`t really work otherwise.
If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills,with a rubber band around it...I found the rubber band....