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I`d swim across the ocean for you.. Lol, Just kidding. There`s f*cking sharks in there.
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
I didn`t want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies.
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
Farted in my wallet, Now I have gas money.
I hate people who take drugs......like the police.
I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my feet while lying on the couch, so I guess today was leg day...
I`m always right. And when I`m not, I edit Wikipedia.
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
My favorite part of The Notebook is when I turned it off and watched Terminator 3 instead.
Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock.