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I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
Guys: Bet a female friend that she can’t touch her bellybutton with both elbows. Enjoy the view.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
Congrats on winning an argument with your woman...... Your prize is a night on the couch.
Pro tip: Do not make snow angels in a dog park.
My key to happiness is probably lost somewhere in the junk drawer.
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
Hey babe, go to Google Earth, zoom in on your house. See that blue cap in the bushes? Hi!
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
Crazy is like diarrhea. You can only hold it in for so long.
Just because I know I`m a "Good looking, extremely intelligent, funny as hell, sexy ass, Motherf#ker" doesn`t mean I`m "Conceited"...Im more like a "Realist", that just so happens to be very good with adjectives!...A "Bad-Ass Realist", that is!
My problem is, I`m about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.