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I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don`t care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.
I order all my food with extra gluten.
The guy who invented wet t-shirt contests probably has no idea that shirts can just be taken off.
If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s that I should have learned some other stuff.
Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
I should win an Oscar for acting like I`m busy at work.
*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!
I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
After I die, there are some people I’m going to haunt the sh!t out of.
For a generation that allowed YOLO, BAE, and KIM KARDASHIAN to happen, you sure have a lot of f*cking opinions on how things should be run.
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
Honk if you wanna see the finger
If our phones were really smart, they would tell us to get off of Facebook and do something meaningful or constructive with our lives.
is giving everyone permission to steal, and use this status.