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And then her mood ring just...exploded
I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
There`s no life problem that a good "F*ck this shit" can`t solve.
I hate when I´m laughing & my a$$ falls off.
People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don’t have one.
People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
I`ve always pictured myself taking selfies.
If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts.
If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
This is 2016. How come I can`t email someone a fart when I feel like it?
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to go poop after you get out of the shower.
Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
Hell is having a married couple tell you a story at the same time.