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Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights.
I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I’ll ask him; “so how does my lack of progress make you feel?”
You know that awkward moment when you thought someone`s talking to you so you reply to them , then they look at you weird .
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
You’ll never get the same results running in place as you will running from a lion.
Thanks to Netflix I can tell my doctor I`ve done a lot of "marathons"
I`m going to start tackling random guys in football jerseys saying "look how he`s dressed. He was asking for it!"
Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, "why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.
Elevator music bothers me on so many levels