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I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
Hi, im _____ but you could call me sexy.
I`m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I`ll pop open the red and drink that.
It doesn`t matter if the shoe fits or not, I`m still shoving it up your a$$.
Don`t let the propeller hat fool you... I have no idea how to fly this plane.
If at first you don`t succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You`ll be amazed of how much less you care..
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
if truth is what u want...in return alcohol is all I want...
My mother in law called me today and said? ”Come quick. I think I’m dying” I said, ”Call me back when you’re sure”.
There`s nothing more terrifying than accidentally making eye contact with a mall kiosk worker.
Do watch out for elderly neighbours in the heat wave. They`re liable to trap you for hours and talk about the weather.
It`s funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my
My penis was in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me I had to take it out before she called security.
I wonder if pet products are tested on humans?
If the shoe fits, buy it.