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My dog`s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I`d like it to be.
I miss being able to use the excuse "I wasn`t home when you called."
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
I’m not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio.
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
If you don’t like being tailgated then don’t play movies I like.
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
when i was little my dad told me that the icecream man only played music when he ran out of icecream well played dad well played
The only thing worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat is sitting on a warm one.
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil.
Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. They are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”
With my luck, I’ll die and get reincarnated as myself.