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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn`t answer the phone.
Every parent’s superpower is the ability to communicate “I love you!” and “I will kill you!” with a single look.
I’m not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio.
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
If at first you don`t succeed, you should have done it my way in the first place.
Crazy people are never aware of their own insanity. I’m so glad I’m not a crazy person.
Legally, it`s questionable .. Morally, it`s disgusting .. Personally, I love it. ;)
You know you`re married when you find her sexier with clothes on.
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
Plumber: you have hard water. Me: you mean like ice?
Is there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I need at least three days notice.