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Attention burglars: We may or may not be home. Or maybe we are hunters, waiting for you to get closer for a kill shot
Whenever I hear the phrase `anything is possible`, I giggle and think about someone trying to slam a revolving door :)
Sign: "No alcohol past this point." Translation: Bet you can`t chug this entire beer, right now.
This one isnt that funny, keep scrolling.
Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
I`m just chilling tonight with my new plane ... Oops, I`ve said too much.
I`m not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me "2mer is B-9, woot!"
The wet spot in my bed is tears
Played hide and seek today. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off of the leash.
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.
If you have to tell us that you`ve been going to the gym, you probably need to go more often....
"Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-