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A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
To say I wasted today would be a huge insult to the producers of the 3 movies I watched.
Just because I`m awake doesn`t mean I`m ready to do things
My dentist just told me I need a crown..... I know, right??
I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
A procrastinator`s work is never done...
Am I the only one who would like to see Punxsutawney Phil bite off the finger of the person that wakes him up every Groundhog Day.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead but other people do. The same is true when you are stupid.
Remember before the internet when all the people at the video store knew you watched porn alone on Saturday mornings
Please don`t make me choose between you and porn.
I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
A dirty mind is f*cking beautiful!
You have no idea how funny I am to me.
I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.